17 9 / 2014

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

(via goffeemonster)

10 8 / 2014

rachelisaflameprincess:

bendydicks:

considerthishippie:

Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.

oh

i was not prepared for that

(via ennuienjoyment)

09 8 / 2014

I have a massive fear that no one actually likes me, rather everyone is just politely tolerating me hoping I leave them alone

(Source: thunderupton, via bowtiesandrainbowscarves)

09 8 / 2014

rabidchild67:

the-pietriarchy:

I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re an angry serial killer

image

(via bowtiesandrainbowscarves)

08 8 / 2014

02 8 / 2014

31 7 / 2014

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

rgstewey:

Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.

(via ennuienjoyment)

31 7 / 2014

If My Dog Could Talk

  • 1: WAT DOING
  • 2: Nothing. I just stood up.
  • 1: WHERE GO
  • 2: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
  • 1: CAN I COME
  • 2: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
  • 1: I COME TOO
  • 1: WAT DOING
  • 2: I need to open this door.
  • 1: I HALP
  • 2: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
  • 1: I HALP
  • 2: Sigh.
  • 1: WHERE GOING
  • 2: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
  • 1: CAN I COME
  • 2: Sure.
  • 1: I SIT IN LAP
  • 2: No please don't you are-
  • 1: I SIT IN LAP
  • 2: No there's no room and-
  • 1: LAP
  • 2: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
  • 1: RIGHT HERE
  • 2: That's literally on top of my leg.
  • 1: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
  • 2: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
  • 1: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • 2: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
  • 1: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • 2: I AM
  • 1: I SIT IN LAP
  • 1: PET ME PET ME PET ME
  • 1: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
  • 1: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
  • 2: .......

30 7 / 2014

theblackoaksyndicate:

hazel-willow78:

thetardiswantscasinit:

buzzfeed:

Insults from around the world: other languages can be so beautiful.

Man, Chinese insults are specific. 

omfj so dying omg

That French one is fucking gold.

(Source: BuzzFeed, via knittedbunny)

30 7 / 2014

It might seem silly but in truth, you’re always on my mind.
You take over my every thought in ways I cannot define.
I have this yearning of wanting to share my life experiences with you.
Every time holding my tongue, with the reason being because…

It hurts with the rejection of your eyes casting away, turning down my invitations, like spending time with me is a pain.

I know, I understand that I’m not who you want.
Telling myself every day is the confliction I face.

She made you happy and that’s something you want back. Who am I to want to stand in the way of that?

Do I wish I’d never met you? Or there was never a spark?
Probably, maybe, I don’t know. You can’t ask me that.

It’s better that I do this, because I can’t talk to you.
You make me come off as self centered and my words are misconstrued.

I’ve always been hiding myself, I will let you know. People judge me quickly and make me seem shallow.

I have a life and hobbies, but they dim in comparison to you. Sometimes, you meet someone who…

Makes you smile even without giving a try.
Gets your opinions and has the same,
Being constructive without lashing blame.
Don’t make silent moments awkwardly so.
Appreciate the small things just as you do.

…there’s always the catch of being in a kingdom of isolation; feels like I’m the queen.

I thought holding on was an option. If you look and see through me, what chance do I have?

I ask myself often, why jump in from the start?
I got the impression you were ready, hiding your healing heart.

It’s now inked into my body because I allowed it to. ‘Rebound’ being the class I fit into.

Maybe, sadly, I can accept.
It wasn’t really you.